Introducing: The Steps To Capitalism - Step #1: Add To Cart - Step #2: Add Subsequent Item - Step #3: Go To Checkout - Step #4: Add Additional Item - Step #5: Add Item To Wishlist - Step #6: Do Not Question Capitalistic Urge To Spend - Step #7: Go To Cart - Step #8: Go To Checkout - Step #9: Complete Transaction - Step #10: Wait For Items To Arrive - Step #11: Visit BananaBridgade.org - Step #12: Lather, Rinse, & Repeat... happy life. That is all.
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