Introducing: The Steps To Capitalism - Step #1: Add To Cart - Step #2: Add Subsequent Item - Step #3: Go To Checkout - Step #4: Add Additional Item - Step #5: Add Item To Wishlist - Step #6: Do Not Question Capitalistic Urge To Spend - Step #7: Go To Cart - Step #8: Go To Checkout - Step #9: Complete Transaction - Step #10: Wait For Items To Arrive - Step #11: Visit BananaBridgade.org - Step #12: Lather, Rinse, & Repeat... happy life. That is all.
Welcome to the only online shopping experience exclusively stocked for a freak just like you!

About Banana Brigade

Banana Brigade is not a brand. Banana Brigade is a lifestyle. Banana Brigade is a movement.

We live in an era where small, locally owned novelty shops, mall stalls, and kiosks are being squeezed out — and the very structures that housed them are following suit.

When demand for oddball treasures drops, supply disappears with it. Browse our site, and ask yourself: are you really going to let capitalism have this one?

If your heart is in the right place, put your money where it belongs. We have wares. You have golds. Let’s do the thing.

Choose from our carefully curated catalog of meticulously random items and help us turn affection into action — so we can out-capitalize capitalism. 

We partner with the “best and select” International Distribution Fulfillment Centers to faithfully recreate the boutique‑to‑babel‑to‑Babylon experience: expect longer shipping times, spotty tracking, and the rare unexpected item — all part of the charm.

Shop bold, support weird, and wear your rebellion proudly.


Support a starving artist tomorrow through capitalism now.

*Banana Brigade is a both an online storefront and an artwork brought to you by Old Futility Factory LLC.

**This website may be satire but the products featured are real and available for retail purchase.

***We make no guarauntees regarding the products or claims made by our international distribution fulfillment partners. They try their best and that’s what matters.

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